F U B A R

Future MFP'S

One might have noticed, if one has been paying attention, that there are a few prizes missing at fines. Most notably the potty, the tiger and the punchy carver. Well, never fear my MFP minions I have done some in depth investigation into the scandal and come to the following cludo type result.

Adam (Dave's son) has the tiger
Murry has the potty
Easty has the punchy carver

Now I know you are all wondering how I came to this incredible conclusion, and one would think I'm not stupid enough to make false accusations (you would think it, but you would be wrong), bare with me for a bit.

If you read the Waragi post from last year you will clearly see the following facts:

Murry won the toilet
Easty won the punchy suit
Dave Thomas was not there (cue twilight zone music)....

The post before that, was about schoolgirls... DOWN Carvs, BAD Carvs.. no buscuit. It was also about the second to last game from last season in which it clearly states that Adam Thomas won the tiger. There may be a compelling reason as to why Dave doesn't remember winning it, but that is not the point.

You have no idea how lucky you are that I have nothing better to do with my time. I take it the FC has taken note of said awards and there whereabouts, if anyone knows how to beat the cra, sorry I mean, get hold of Easty please tell him he owes us a suit.

On to Sundays game, well.... not much to report there soooo lets fast forward to fines. We had a skottle down and some wors rolls supplied by Gazza, cooked by Jen and Tanya, you know a lot has been said about the female support the MFP enjoys, by far the best looking, but cooking wors rolls while we had fines.. The Sandton faithful may have beaten us on the field but they were certainly crying like a bunch of brownies without a cookie after the game.

Fines then, stand in FC Gazza. Stepped up to the plate as FC Frank was away shooting, this is how I remember it going down, some parts may be a bit patchy.

First up Mat Marais, formerly known as Murry's imaginary friend, not only can he swerve people, he uses two hands! New boy in the ring tra la la la la... Great to have you down Mat, and thanks for the camera and the skottle, I take it there on no photies of you as you were taking them and you are rather toight with your camera.

Rob got marched for a belated, I'm in Sun City and can't make the game phone call from the week before. Man of the Match went to keeper Mike Fritz, we lost 5-1, FC has obvious low standards and clearly sneaky snake had eyes on the award, snake caught a fine for something new (house). Gay Play of the day went to Ant for keeping his eyes tightly shut on a 50/50 ball. Dave Hazel got a fine for putting one over the cross bar from about a meter out (not kidding). Greg Carver, first game back of the season, we are only 7 games in Greg, we can wait. Alister, I know he tried to sing the same song over and over and over again, and got a fine for that. Davie Thomas for hating the ball! The fine may not have been that, but sheesh can Mr Thomas hit a ball hard. Ask the wining dude from Sandton. Nic's liver Billy took one on the chin for not seeing a Doc about the groin.

Can't really remember the rest as it was about this time that I got the FUBAR award for passing sqare balls to the opponents (fair enough) , and then the traditional drinking out of the shoe, Thanks Ant!

All in all a good fines with great wors rolls. For more pictures of the day you can have a look here. Thanks once again Mat.