Preseason (NON) Kit Handout.

And so it's starts, with a fines meeting....

Well, almost... Gary organized a keg and promptly broke off a pipe in the thingy the connects to the other thingy, so that when you pulled the lever thingy, no beer came out. Pandemonium, pliers, a kitchen knife and a soaked after game shirt later and we were up and running. Have a look at how happy/relived Gary is.

Stand in FC for the season, Frank, donned the Madiba shirt with the "I'm in charge now" logo with all to much enthusiasm and things got underway. The FC tie is missing along with a few prizes if anyone knows or has them let me know soonest so we can recover them. Murry did the right thing by owning up to the Tiger.

There were a few late comers which was duly noted and duly sorted out (newbies and Murry! sigh). Then the bad news, the supplier of our kit (no names mentioned but it rhymes with GEE, I can't believe he shafted us again) let us down and there was no kit to be handed out.
Frank was looking suitably bleak, but quickly got back on track by opening fines with an intellectual game of "Whats the capital of?", I could explain the rules but whats the point. A bottle or two of Vanilla rum later, reportedly bought off the side of the road in Madagascar, and one very pissed FC due to a rule oversight and nobody was feeling any pain.

Onto anti-fines, our host for the day Gary took to it with a great amount of vigor, can't honestly say I remember what happened next or for the next couple of hours for that matter. I'm sure that there are some female supporters out there that could fill in the blanks. I think there were some wors rolls to take the edge off, and I left with the money collected for the keg and food, sorry Gary! Not sure what time the do ended but I'm sure a few of the lads went large.

Our first game this year is against CBC Boksburg, one of our new members, Phil, used to coach them so if we lose, we will be holding an inquisition. Looking forward to a cracker of a season chaps.