Fine self...

Thanks and Self! From the last two games the Puckers are 9-1 up! Yes, Sunday saw a 5 goal bonanza that had Sandton limping home like a Bangkok whore the morning after the navy's left town. Thanks to yours truly leaving the keeper's kit at home a goal was conceded within the first 2 minutes, apparently shite from the top drawer - that's where it comes from. What followed was spectacular: one apiece from Mallers, Juanandez Knoxville, Muzzy (I think), Steyno (backstick goal of the century) and lo and behold... Marc O'Jury, who's celebration Andy suggested was better suited to the front row of an Elton John concert.

Of course, there were a few beers afterwards where Harps took to his first duties as new FC like it was 4.30 am at Evolution. This fines meeting was one of the more populous I've seen, the big turnout all in the name of saying cheers to Andy, who's off to prowl the dark back alleys of London. Read that as you will. Those of you interested in following his trail of wanton debauchery can do so on his now famous blog, splattermail. Not one for when the boss is looking!

A couple of other highlights from the meeting were a pretty extraordinary deep-throat effort from Joffers here, who's given us a clear hint as to why Sandton avoided relegation last season despite their poor form on the field. Just look at that form, sock and all!

More worryingly, Stippy - who revealed a metrosexual side that we would never have spotted. Note the Man-Bag on shoulder (apologies for the poor picture quality). I believe he rollerbladed home shortly after this picture was taken.

All told another great game for the MFP. I can safely say I haven't seen action like that from us since... well... last week! Starting to wonder if this has something to do with yours truly being taken out of the game for the last while.